Smoke the man pipe

To give a blow job.

Ant: hey lads what you up to tonight. Mike: probably go to pub and watch the match Kris: I am going pub and watching the match. Dean: I am going to smoke the man pipe!

by Quagmike September 16, 2009

Fresh of the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh of the pipe... And it feels so good"

by Thutton June 30, 2011

Russian Steam Pipe

After Bump firing your AK, shoving it up the dude's ass who daily asks to bum a cigarette.

Tired of hearing daily, "Do you have an extra smoke?",you Russian Steam Pipe the poor bastard. Problem Solved.

by Clint Torres March 6, 2014

Snaking the pipe

Sex. Done. Defined.

It's putting a penis into a vagina, and doing the job.

Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*

by the one with the stuff September 28, 2015

Stink pipe

An arsehole, anus ect

1. To take it up the stink pipe
2. I would love to do him/her up the stink pipe

by James Jenkinson the third October 9, 2005

Bust a pipe

To piss yourself in public.

Ah shit, did I have to bust a pipe?

by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007

Romanian pipe

Romanian pipe is a sexual act in which the male sets his anal hair on fire whilst his sexual parter (can be both male/female) gives him a blowjob.

I just got the best Romanian pipe of my life.

by isaac8 August 29, 2016