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Goldfishing

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When someone is so fucked up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. Term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory.
He was so fucked up on mushrooms, he spent the whole night goldfishing around his apartment and never made it out to meet us.

We wasted a few hours goldfishing around camp before we even realized that we missed the burn.
Goldfishing by DJJD2000 August 9, 2009
Word of the Day on August 17, 2024
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peelers 

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the scum bag police force of Northern Ireland
also referred to as the PSNI, RUC or those black bastards
named after Sir Robert Peel , who founded the metropoltain police in Britain and the 6 counties.
colly: "Use 'ens comin' down for yer carry out or wa?"
paddy: "Na mate, the peelers are about, ye'd get lifted"
colly "Fuck the black bastards!"
peelers by up-da-ra April 16, 2007
Word of the Day on August 16, 2024

Jetway Jesus

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When people fake the use of a wheelchair to get early boarding on a flight, but when the flight lands and they are miraculously able to walk off the plane on their own two feet, they've been "healed" by Jetway Jesus.
My flight yesterday had 10 people who needed wheelchairs to board and only two who needed wheelchairs to get off. Jetway Jesus must've been really busy on that flight!
Jetway Jesus by ahirebet July 23, 2024
Word of the Day on August 15, 2024
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guy height 

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How tall a guy claims to be-- usually 1 or 2 inches taller than his actual height.
"So, Mike says he's 5'9", but I know I'm 5'8", and Mike's shorter than me."
"Mike's actually 5'7", he just told you how tall he was in guy height."
guy height by Mlbl September 5, 2015
Word of the Day on August 14, 2024
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Thot Experiment 

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Trying on a sexy/slutty outfit in the comfort of one’s home
I went through my whole wardrobe thot experimenting
Thot Experiment by Faintsaint October 2, 2023
Word of the Day on August 13, 2024
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Ol' beep boop 

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Too respond to emotional advances with distance (e.g. as a robot might). To respond coldly to another's codependence.
He caught the feels a little too fast, so I had to give him the ol' beep boop
Ol' beep boop by Sassy_Dawood January 9, 2018
Word of the Day on August 12, 2024
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