Jordan Perkins

A way to describe something that's good in fights, spits bars, and follows traits of a real roadman.

'Yeah, he's definitely a Jordan Perkins'

by RealSuttonRoadman69 May 1, 2016

Bae Parking

Pun for Bay Parking. When you refer to parking your dick in your Bae's pussy.

Man, I'm a pro at Bae Parking. I don't need lessons no mo'. I'mma pass my test now I can Bae Park.

Geoff loves it

by Juicy Pancake September 17, 2016

charming perkins

When your receiving a blow job and but in the back oh her throat with a full thrust so hard it comes out her nose. Then your nice enough to lick it ( clean it up for her)

That guy over there has always been know to give women the charming perkins, that's an awfully nice fellow.

by theamazingassmonkey May 10, 2017

garage parking

When one man shoves his penis into another man's penis hole

I love it when me and my brother practice garage parking.

by Franky Gaona August 31, 2017

No Parking

No Parking is an online persona who is found on Discord, claiming to be a sign (Although we all know she's a chick). If she is using vc, she's almost always on performance room.

Haven't you heard? No Parking totes has the hots for him

by B_lank June 17, 2018

Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

chris perkins

A true neutral being, of extreme power. Will hurt your characters, but making super emotional and entertaining. DM to the Stars.

"Did your DM Chris Perkins your party?"
"Yeah, it seemed like a TPK, but then we all woke up in the dungeons of Castle Ravenloft without our stuff."

by cryingisafreeaction December 18, 2018