A week during which men can engage in manly activities and espouse misogynist beliefs without fear of backtalking females. Unlike the female phenomenon, it is non-cyclical and can occur at any time; but only once per calender month.
"No, honey, I can't mow the lawn today. I'm on my anti-period so I'm going to drink beer and watch football with the guys."
by infested June 14, 2008
Get the anti-period mug.1. Torture for a guy lasting one week.
2. Excuse for a girl to not please a guy.
3. The worst thing God ever created.
2. Excuse for a girl to not please a guy.
3. The worst thing God ever created.
dude1: hows the love life?
dude2: Well, right now it sucks, Mary is on her period.
dude1: Ouch, hang in there buddy.
dude2: Well, right now it sucks, Mary is on her period.
dude1: Ouch, hang in there buddy.
by B.G. Cav January 13, 2008
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A boyfriends most hated time of the month. Quite possibly more of a pain in the ass than it is for the girl.
Girlfriend: God.... Cramps.....
Boyfriend: ....Period...? (Please god no.)
Girlfriend: Yeah.
Boyfriend: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boyfriend: ....Period...? (Please god no.)
Girlfriend: Yeah.
Boyfriend: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Turdsandwich121 February 16, 2010
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Get the period mug.food that is safe to eat for a woman while in her menstrual period. these foods will not alter her mood in a negative way and will not give her any sort of cramps or physical discomfort.
Jenna forgot to eat "period-safe food" and she was cramping all day and having b*#ch making it almost impossible to be around her.
by stoopeedjaz June 7, 2009
Get the period-safe food mug.whaa-" touches cheek "oh, man my girlfriend is on her period, she just whipped me with her nasty periodchuk
by Millcat January 12, 2011
Get the periodchuk mug.(Noun): Something or someone that is unpleasant to all the senses.
(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.
(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.
"Dude, stop being such a period boner."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."
"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."
"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."
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