Pee-tube

A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.

OMG! Why is your pee-tube showing, it not like anyone going to use it.

by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018

fart pee

When you try so hard to fart that you pee a little. The opposite of per fart

I let out a fart pee while sitting on the couch and had to go change my pants.

by bobby winchester May 31, 2016

Pee-on Platoon

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009

Pee Cock

Peeing on your own penis sitting down because you are bricked up

Boy 1: Ew, why do you you smell so bad?
Boy 2: I got the Pee Cock
Boy 1: Pea cock? The bird?
Boy 2: No you nincompoop, PEE-COCK

by Gdbrbdiodje February 19, 2022

Pee Pod

A urinal

Wait up! I gotta hit up a pee pod!!

by Smafdaddy August 17, 2016

Pee relief

When you have to pee so bad and you finally make it to the toilet especially when it is just in time and your about to relieve yourself in your pants or panties

- I have to pee so bad rn

- pee relief is the best!

by Anonymous girl 1222 December 24, 2018

Pee Sex

Basically when u piss inside a woman vagina instead of cumming but if u gay asf its basically pissing inside a mans butthole instead of cumming

this is really some cuckooter dumb shit

no way my friend attempt pee sex he's a fucking savage my nigga

by WWW.COMPASS July 4, 2023