Definitions by ndrew52

pee-tastrophy

When you think you are done with on the toilet, but you stand up and realize you have not finished peeing. Pee then gets all over your underwear...a pee-tastrophy!

Fredy: Are you done yet?
Sarah: Yes, just pulling up my pants. Wait, oh crap, I just had a pee-tastrophy! I peed in my pants!! Now I need to change clothes!

pee-tastrophy by ndrew52 October 13, 2011

Cat Shui 

Creating obstacle courses to make the furniture more accessible for a geriatric cat

Boogie is getting too old to jump on the couch, so I had to Cat Shui my house so the pussy could could move around!

Cat Shui by ndrew52 May 14, 2011

FF 

Fucking Fantastic!!! (Can be used seriously or when you are completely un-excited about something)

Excited Example

Girl: I got great seats for us to Kings of Leon concert!

Boy: Oh, that is FF to the max!
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Sarcastic example:

Girl: I got great seats for us to the Jonas Brothers Concert!

Boy: (Whines) FF

FF by ndrew52 August 21, 2009