Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025

Open Decks

Open decks refer to an event or a setup where DJs can sign up for a slot to play their music without having to go through a formal booking process. These events are usually organized by clubs, bars, or other venues to provide a platform for aspiring DJs or even experienced ones to showcase their skills and music selections to an audience.

Open decks can be a great way for emerging DJs to network, gain experience performing in front of a live audience, and receive feedback on their sets. It's also a chance for audiences to discover new talent and enjoy a variety of music styles throughout the event.

Typically, open decks events are structured with designated time slots, and DJs sign up on the spot to secure a slot.

Did you hear our favourite club is doing open decks later today? We should totally go!

by KrippyToe May 5, 2024

open barrel

An open barrel

"Is that a closed barrel ?. No its an open barrel."

by Yarbaconmuffin October 23, 2017

Open face

When you dispose of used toilet paper into a trash can and put it in poop side face up (recommended in country’s such as Greece)

I had took a nasty dump in Mykonos and put my diarrhea covered tp into the trash open face

by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024

Open Access Fridge

A fridge that is open to anybody who enters the room on friendly and not business terms. Anybody can eat anything out of the open access fridge, but you must have been invited into the house on friendly terms and not on business

CJ: Hey Michael, get anything you want!
Michael: Thanks!
John: What about me?
CJ: You are here for study, not for pleasure. This is an Open Access Fridge, not an Open House.

by SENIVJC April 15, 2010

desk it the open way

Doing office work extremely efficiently through collaborative methodologies in the public administration.

I‘ll finish that ahead of schedule, we desk it the open way.

by The open janitor July 31, 2024

The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022