milk thistle

A seemingly discrete way your friend hides his pot.

Brian knew Danielle was up to something when he saw a bottle of milk thistle in her dad's ass.

by Cuz December 15, 2004

monkey milk

A term used for talking about ejaculation in a man while the elderly or young children are within earshot

Dad: Hey mum that monkey milk was wild last night
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!

by Prophet Mech June 03, 2005

milking the goat

to leave the room, masturbate onto your hand, and then return, giving someone a high-five or shaking their hand.

Eww he totally just milked the goat on me.

by salmon April 19, 2004

Choccy Milk

a phrase 2021 tiktok boys like to use to make their videos even worse.

"She wouldn't send me nudes, I'll go pop a choccy milk"
"choccy milk make the pain go away"

"When she has pronouns in her bio, dump her and pop a choccy milk"

by bakingsodaman420 February 15, 2021

Butthole Milk

The semen that leaks out of an anus after anal sex.

After cumming inside someones anus, the semen that leaks out is known as butthole milk.

by Disgustipated4once November 01, 2011

curdle milk

A phrase used to describe someone as being very unattractive.

"She has a face that would curdle milk"

by L. Silverman May 13, 2008

Magic Milk

The milk that spurts fourth from your magical love tunnel upon climax. It often easily mistaken for hair gel. When applied to your partners face, it can be the perfect way to end a date. Try to avoid exposure to the eyes, unless your into that kinda shit.

"Your mom offered me breakfast today so I rewarded her with a nose full of magic milk."

by CareToLax? September 24, 2009