I took a bite into a Chipotle burrito, and it was sheer panty milk.
Something about his cologne just lingered through my nose into my soul, latched on in my heart, and dragged my body into his arms. I swear we should name that cologne Panty Milk.
When I was stressing about a bill, my husband informed me that he already paid it. He totally milked my panties with that.
Something about his cologne just lingered through my nose into my soul, latched on in my heart, and dragged my body into his arms. I swear we should name that cologne Panty Milk.
When I was stressing about a bill, my husband informed me that he already paid it. He totally milked my panties with that.
by CrumpetsandBollocks January 17, 2015
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