Text blocking

When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.

Qookie: Hey Pink?

Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.

Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.

Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.

Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.

Qookie: That’s a good Pink

by Silky_13 December 19, 2022

Doc blocked

The act of being cock-blocked that it so artful that it has gone to the professional level.

"Damn, I got cock-blocked by a dude who must have a PhD in that shit."

"Dude. You just got Doc blocked!"

by ntslkr November 9, 2011

Snappers-Block

Unable to think about what to post on snapchat

Why haven’t you been posting on snap chat?

I have snappers-block

by Stoooonneeeeyyyy February 8, 2019

song blocked

Similar to being "cock blocked", only with a song. This happens when your favorite station on the radio starts to play your favorite song and you get really excited, only to realize it was only part of one of those "montages" with several other popular songs. You then proceed to swear at your radio for song blocking you.

I got so excited when Rush started coming on the radio but it was only part of one of those stupid song montages. I totally got song blocked.

by mr.iowa August 21, 2010

Wizz Block

Whilst you're trying to get nasty, especially when losing your virginity, your mates burst into the room simultaneously cock blocking and giving you instant blue balls. They then post the resulting scene on facebook.

Brah, did you smash dat peng sket?
Nah me was wizz blocked and fraped.

by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016

Blunt block

When you get skipped in the rotation and the guy to your right just says, "whups"

Yo, during last night's sesh, I got blunt blocked bro.

by 360xanaxlord January 9, 2017

Dry Blocking

Dry Blocking is the indirect form of cock blocking. Dry blocking is to cock blocking what dry snitching is to snitching.

I was working on this girl but my roommate was dry blocking me by watching TV in the living room.

by Hoody Allen March 12, 2010