fourth floor victim

a person never to be seen again after being third floored.

after he heard their conversation, he was the first fourth floor victim at our school.

by ace_lolz November 12, 2025

floor hickey

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes

ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly

by toilet struggler October 2, 2021

Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.

Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?

by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016

Floor

Southern Floridians call the ground, soil, or dirt the floor.

*thud*
“Ugh, dropped my phone on the floor.”

“Shawty, we are outside. Don’t you mean the ground?”

“Yeah, that’s what I said.”

by Professor Pape April 22, 2023

Floor Goblin

Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.

Person 1: Why are you lying there on the floor?
Person 2: I'm just being a floor goblin

by ezfe December 28, 2023

Boxie on the floor

A phrase commonly used on playgrounds by school children to describe dioramas made from shoe boxes.

Child #1: BOXIE ON THE FLOOR, BOXIE ON THE FLOOR!
Child #2: That's my project, my dad made it for me last night.

by Boxie Man Man October 19, 2009

The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024