zonkie nut

tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !

I ( john ) just found a zonkie nut in the shower

by ken dogging September 22, 2015

Astro nut

The act of ejaculating in space

The astro nut was floating around the space shuttle

by Daddy Nipples March 4, 2018

Nut-cheeks

The outside edges of a male's scrotum.

"Gerald was slapped in his nut-cheeks and was incapacitated for nearly 7 minutes."

"Craig could feel that his nut-cheeks were swollen after Betty had teased him for hours; yet he couldn't manage to seal the deal."

by J-Floz April 8, 2010

Jack Nut

Someone, or something that is not worth a Fuck.

My new Supervisor is a Jack Nut.

by Carlito's Buey January 8, 2011

nut low

The absolute worst. The oppisite of the nut high. This term is derived from the poker term the nuts.

My girlfriend started sleeping with my roommate. It was the nut low.

by chazzzle April 22, 2006

Nut Rippler

When you fart on a bus with your legs closed and the gas has no where to go except up either your left nut or right nut. It feels like you shit yourself. But when you stand up the gas releases silently and your nut falls back into place.

Man I was sitting beside this SFU and I had a nut rippler. Didn't want to move or it would smell.

by Mike Pell November 9, 2005

bum nuts

Eggs: Normally refers to chicken eggs.

For breakfast, would you like your bum nuts scrambled or fried?

by Dingo Dave June 11, 2006