Beating the monkey

Pleasuring one's self near the groin area.

"I found a picture of my ex-girlfriend nude and my mother caught me beating the monkey."

by yungmunch February 12, 2010

butt-monkey

One who clings to the butt of another as a monkey clings to a tree, a butt-kisser.

I can't beleive you bought a birthday present for your boss, you are such a butt-monkey.

by Phantom004 September 17, 2005

mud monkey

Feces. Made famous by a hilarious episode of South Park where (SPOILER!) Stan makes a dookie in the school's urinal and is punished for it

He dropped a mud monkey right on the bathroom floor at school, and the janitor had to clean it up.

by vive cuervo February 7, 2009

monkey's birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out...it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Joshua Rubin December 14, 2008

monkey dump

Taking a random shit in someone's house during a party.

I was cleaning up after the party last night and someone took a monkey dump in my living room.

by Harper Bellows March 22, 2003

monkey-hole

Rectum. (Damn near killed 'em!)

No one should ever have a dildo the size of a zucchini crammed into her monkey-hole.

by quonsar the magnificent November 9, 2003

Tape monkey

Someone who works in IT operations who's primary role is starting and stopping backups.

"What the F*ck would you know??? your only a Tape Monkey!!!!"

by Randyhippo July 11, 2004