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Dick Money

Money given to a person by one's mom too get laid.
Becky gives her son monthly allowance too get laid. This is called Dick money
by Qdino April 25, 2014
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money

Slang for someones name you dont know, you call them money
Yo money, turn dat shit down!
by FlyAway July 22, 2011
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Money-grubber

A female who takes her baby daddy's child support and spends on herself instead of the children, then asks for more.
She's a money-grubber, she never wears the same outfit twice and her kids clothes don't fit and she's taking both of her baby daddies back to court for more money.
by independantmomma1 September 20, 2016
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Slick Money

Money made through "non-taxable" jobs, such as slangin' caine or scratching people off the big mans list.
I got paid some Slick Money for that John Anderton hit.
by Irish Whiskey Man 4280 March 12, 2003
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cheving money

The process of making money without putting any effort in at all.

However, your money total never seems to increase no matter how much you earn.
I've been working all week it's all cheving money.
by ryan January 13, 2005
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the money

1) used by middle/upper-middle class teens to refer to their rich parents

2) used by housewives to describe their rich husbands
1) Person 1:"Why are you just standing there in the middle of the store?"
Person 2: "Waiting for the money to get here, she's returning tons of stuff at (insert high class design store here)

2)Friend "Ooh, where did you get that BEAUTIFUL diamond necklace?"
Rich white woman: "Oh the money got it for me for our (insert meaningless madeup holiday here)
by ook February 4, 2008
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Intermarriage Money Laundering

This is when the wife writes a $20,000.00 check from the joint account as a deposit for a very large purchase, requests it back made payable to her, deposits the funds into her personal account and then pays the full amount of the purchase on the joint credit card to earn miles for her upcoming trip to New York with the girls...
My use of intermarriage money laundering is how I was able to buy my Birkin bag.
by rwandst March 12, 2011
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