Morning Ready 

Morning Ready- To get Morning ready is to get ready for the day, to brush teeth and brush hair, get dressed, do make up, wash face. Its a quick way to say that your doing your morning ritual but its spelt corectly.

WARNING: CANNOT BE USED LIKE MR ( M-orning R-eady ) or any shorts like that.

(ON MSN OR YAHOO)
Cool Cat says:
Hey i'll be right back
Steve says: Okay where are you going
Cool Cat says: Just getting Morning ready :D
Steve says says: KK

Morning Ready by agatha hildenburg July 16, 2008

Morning Crust 

The foul remnants of a drool-ridden sleep, or the substance located at the medial corner of the eye. Morning Crust can be found dotted around your lips, chin or cheeks after waking up from a good to excellent sleep or nap. Morning crust can also be discovered in the eyes, a small white build up of salt and water from your tear ducts can develop, thus leaving you with "Crusty eyes."

"Yo, Bill...you've got some mad Morning Crust in and around your mouth"
"Oh thanks John, you saved me some embarrassment, I hate Morning Crust"

Morning Crust by Crust Demon September 19, 2009

morning after dark 

when a man who is not yet 18 fucks a 18 year old girl and it is lasted for the longest time and in the morning he feels sooooooo good and happy

That morning after dark with your mom last night sure lasted a long time, but it was fun.

morning after dark by crackalackajacka1700 February 4, 2010

Morning Buzzstrong 

When one proceeds to have hardcore sex with their wife's brother and/or their wife's father. Then they proceed to eat food predominately a type of crackers which are placed all over the male's body. Once the crackers are placed they are slurped and and both the recipitants have a grand time.

Wife:where did you go to dinner with my family?
Austin: I gave your brother and father a morning buzzstrong, we didn't have to go out.

Morning Buzzstrong by Wolfeclub, Austin March 22, 2011

Morning Beaver 

1) When a woman first wakes up and her vagina is gummy and smelly.

2) Morning breath for your other mouth.

ex: She was down to sex it up right away in the morning, but her morning beaver was intolerable.

Morning Beaver by echo_echo_echo March 23, 2011

morningwood

Slang for erection.

I've been walking around with morningwood all day. I really need to get laid soon.

erection

morningwood by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

morning blues 

1. when you stayed up way too late and you dont want to get up for work.
2. when you usually get up early in the morning and it is the middle of winter.

sometimes i get the morning blues from staying up all night.

morning blues by nobody else here April 24, 2017