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Merch

To mean to promise; Bigger than a pinky promise.
Wesley: Dude I'm gonna fuck her.

Coby: Merch on it.
Wesley: Merch.
by AberdolfLincler December 20, 2018
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Mercantile Douche

A person who is incredibly annoying as a salesperson, clerk, or bartender. Someone who is a douche about how much they are charging for something.

Charging a lot of money for something is not what qualifies an individual as a mercantile douche. The individual must get upset and defensive when you challenge or inquire about the pricing schedule of their product. Basically they will be a dick when you ask about the price of something, and act like they are personally offended by your question. This description of an individual is especially poignant when the individual that is acting as a mercantile douche is not the individual who sets the prices or actually receives increased revenue from the pricing schedule.
Bar Patron: "Hi sir, why does this IPA only get a 12oz pour but the pale ale is 16oz?"
Mercantile Douche: {launches into lengthy diatribe about the cost of brewing beer and state laws about alcohol consumption. also uses condescending tone and has hipster mutton chops}
Bar Patron: "Geez man, I was just curious... I'll take a pale ale"
Mercantile Douche: {ignores social cue from patron that he doesn't want or need the lecture and continues his butthurt speech about why you should pay the same price for less on the IPA, eventually does poor beer}

"Wow, I just asked that bartender why the IPA cost a dollar more than the pale ale. He got super butthurt about defensive and started lecturing me about the cost of making beer. What a Mercantile Douche."
by kingofthedodge December 31, 2018
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Merchant One

A company that takes care of processing payments and making a transaction.
I used merchant one the other day to buy a Gi-normous burrito.
by Stacy1221 May 17, 2019
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Mercedes

A girl who constantly smokes weed and is gets passed around by a lot of boys. She is also known as a “rbo lottie” or a “treesha” she also doesn’t know how to do simple tasks as style her baby hairs. They are always fucking breakdancing like what the hell
Damn she got passed around the whole party and look at her damn edges🤣
LMFAOO ofc she is that’s Mercedes
by Gegegegrgr August 6, 2019
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Mercat

A co-worker on your office floor peering above the cubical walls.
Jay, that mercat, is always, pops up and looks to see what im doing at work.
by Biggles three sheets September 17, 2019
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merc

(shoots someone in a gangster way) "you just got merced, boy"
by clanka in pajamas December 10, 2019
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Merch

"Merch! You really got a Gucci bag"
by BrandiMappGrl October 25, 2019
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