Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.

"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"

by Sawseh March 06, 2024

Minging

When someone named Ming is reaching the peak of his night out at an excellent dance party

Wow. Ming is really minging now. Lucky fella.

by coderated December 25, 2020

Minging

Longing for, desperate for. Something that one desires deeply

"Zulu was minging for a weekend night shift"

by MrIGoToSgcs September 13, 2023

Zi ming

That annoying immature classmate that is chinese

Shut up lah Zi Ming

by Beijing man April 17, 2022

Zi Ming

A great being with limitless power

Oh no its a zi ming

by zhizhigaming February 12, 2021

dog minge

A vulgar term referring to someone who is smelly, hairy and ill kept. Essentially an insult

She was a right dog minge

by Gert McFadden January 06, 2021

Ming head

Def. 1 ; A 'Ming head' is a lower class form of a Subasaurouspleb.

Def. 2 ; A 'Ming head' I pretty much a silly fuckhead that's has similar behaviours to a single digit IQ Asian tourist

"Oi ya fucken ming headed ball gargling scrag... Chuck us the Vegemite aye"

by Xađđÿłøngłęgż May 27, 2019