tranny mess

The point in life when you realize God hates you and you will likely end up a crack stripper.

You have a thesis due in 2 weeks you haven't started? Ayy. You a tranny mess.

by alejandra_and_dieter March 7, 2008

Messer

The hardest mother fuckers you will ever meet. Known to kick doors down, and known for huge penis'. They can and will find you and kill you if you fuck with their family. The main people you don't want to get into an argument with, because you will lose. They take kicking ass to the next level.

Cincinnati Messer fuck shit up

by Danii Danger October 14, 2011

messargini

Derived from the English word 'message' this word encapsulates both the cultures of Essex and Italy providing a more exotic and thrilling pronunciation.

Chris's Answer-phone: - Hi, how you doing? I'm not here at the moment. But please leave a 'messarge', after the tone.

Josh - Alright mate, just Josh here. Thought I'd leave you a little messargini to let you know I'm missing you on your travels around the world. Have a lovely time.

by josh190889 January 4, 2010

Mess

A person whose life has fallen into disrepair. Or one who is suffering the effects of intoxicating substances, perhaps on a prolonged basis.

Grant woke up at 3 in the afternoon after drinking all night, smacking his bird, pissing over his living room carpet and listening to back to back babyshambles LPs. He then cracked open anothe special brew and switched MTV on. 'MESS!'

by Dan Daman July 20, 2008

Mesghal

Derviving from ancient Persian times, Mesghal is a measurment of weight. Usually used in the description of Saffron weight one Mesghal equals 4.6-4.7 US Grams.

Omeed: "Hey Nima I'll trade you one Mesghal of Weed for a Mesghal of Saffron."

Nima: "Nigga you must be crazy a Mesghal of Saffron is worth way more."

by PersianPimp336 November 2, 2009

messing around

when two people get HAWT together! (making out doesn't count)

Andrew Kolhoff loved the ladies,
He always touched them on their boobies,
He was messing around a bit too much,
and so God blessed him with a baby!

by darrr October 6, 2005

Mesach

Someone who is an extremely amazing individual. He’s a hardworking and loyal man. Someone who supports his lady and never takes her for granted. He causes shortness of breath, fluttering in the heart, and easily makes any woman fall for him. A remarkably bright smile and beautiful brown eyes. Loves his girl more than words could ever say. Very sweet and romantic, always treating his girl, Kayla like a princess. Is incredibly good looking with an eight pack that will blow your mind. Always there when you need help or just need to talk to someone. Does everything perfectly. Has a beautiful voice, incredible at dancing, and a perfectionist at drawing. Is loved by one woman more than anything; Kayla, his girlfriend/wife. Fell in love with him the moment she heard his voice. CAUTION: You could fall madly in love with him if you’re not careful! Stubborn; which makes him come off to be even sexier. Outgoing and absolutely hilarious; never is there a moment when you’re near him that you’re not smiling. Best guy ever. Will never leave his wife’s side. She loves him with all her heart. Kayla can’t get him out of her head, and has never loved a man as much as Mesach. They will be together forever.

~I love you Mesach! “It’s Us Against The World.” XOXOXOXOX~ Kayla

*Sigh* I love my Mesach.

by Mrs. McGillivray March 7, 2010