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Mackenzie

A large headed mammal who has a voice like a crossdressing man, who enjoys driving mommy's Audi, having everything handed to her on a silver platter, and making cupcakes. Though she thinks getting with anything that has a dick will cover her insecurities about her five-head and the fact that she is a weakling, it only makes them more apparent. She pretends to be somewhat tough but threaten a Mackenzie and they will rollover with their tail tucked between their legs and write you long messages expressing how they "feel" (though it is proven they have no adaptation to feeling or thought) while cowering in the comfort of her designer clothes.
by sheniqua3 March 14, 2011
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mackem

Never mind the boll*cks about shipbuilding, we invented this term for you. I remember talking to Mackems in the early eighties who'd never heard of the expression.
There's no mystery here, in plain English you say "make and take", in Geordie it's "mek and tek" and in Sunderland you say "mak and tak".
You'd have to be a thick Mackem not to understand that.
by .Shabba. July 16, 2008
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Mackenzie

A crazy psycho bitch, also known as Whale. She is someone who likes to play the victim card when everything she wants falls to pieces. She wants everyone to feel bad for her when really she's the one causing all her problems. She's jealous crazed and causes her to lose all the people that mean the most to her. she's very controlling and likes to tell everyone what to do, and if they don't do it her way, she will freakout on you like a crazy bitch. She is someone you want to stay clear from. someone who is hated by many, and loved my none. How she traps you, is inbetween her legs STAY CLEAR! she will queef on you.
H: "Dude i don't know what i was thinkin with that bitch? she's insane."
M: "Yeah, man sorry to hear you fucked a whale."
H: "Yeah, i regret it so much, she was such a damn Mackenzie."
by Speakingthetruth88 February 11, 2012
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turning off the ice maker

something that women do to piss men off when they need ice.
Women: I am turning off the ice maker
Man: WTF?!?
by Master Link October 8, 2010
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Macked

v. to mack

Killing someone with an mp9 UZI in the FPS game JamesBond007: Nightfire.
Mackan simply dies too fast shooting him with an mp9 that's why it's called to mack.

Don't write mckt instead of macked , like owned and ownt.
l33t;D defeated New Agent

l33t;D: Ha! i macked you!
New Agent: wwwaaaassdddwwwwwwwwwwww
by Peno September 5, 2005
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maker

to make her hate you
a girl said that she would maker with a girl you liked
by rebel#4 December 28, 2011
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ice maker

when a female shoves ice cubes into a man's anal hole, he then shits them out like an ice maker!
hey baby wanna play ice maker tonight???
by amy k December 12, 2007
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