The phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (I.E. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected
Guy #1: "Hey man, I thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?"
Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."
Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."
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shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
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hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!
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Antonym: Night Power (Dark Skinned Black Males)
Antonym: Night Power (Dark Skinned Black Males)
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