r.kelly

(Noun) 1. Pervert. One who is a sexual deviant. 2. Pedophile, a molester of underage children.

"Like R.Kelly with yougsters." - OutKast
That guys is an R. Kelly, always hanging around the high schools.

by Pirate Bwoy September 23, 2003

R. Kelly

1. The name of a r&b singer who releases songs that contradict each other. After releasing his famous song "Bump & Grind", which advocates sex, he released the song "I believe I can Fly", which was intended to uplift youth. This scumbag sings gospel, and then will come back with a song like "Feelin' on your booty" or "Fuckin' you Tonight". In addition to song singing skills, he is also notorious for having sex with young girls under 18. It started with Alliyah and then led to over 22 counts of Child Porn in two states. He has been known to tape his sexcapades with illegal chicks and forcing them to ride his johnson. What a prick!

2. The act of having sex with a minor.

Gaurav pulled an R. Kelly on that bitch!

by kilo May 8, 2003

Kellan

A hot very muscular guy who has a big dick and is exceedingly nice to women.

-Yo did you see that guy have sex with her and make her coffee after?

- yeah that guy is such a Kellan

by obesepedobear October 13, 2011

Kelsie

Possibly the coolest girl you'll ever meet. Usually a tough, unique, people hating, god mocking, music loving rebel who only cares about her close friends.

If you are lucky enough to come across a Kelsie, be sure to hold onto her.

That chick in the tutu just punched me in the face...she is so Kelsie.

by ScreamSilently February 11, 2009

Helen Keller suprize

It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)

The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011

The Helen Keller

When someone doesn't talk but uses their body to show what they want. To let one's body do the talking or to dance.

Song: Shush girl, shut your mouth. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

by Jizz-nelle February 12, 2009

Kelcie

a Kelcie is another word for a very cute and cuddly little thing. they are often loud and obnoxious but still very cute. They make funny little noises all the time. They are known for their "idc" dance. Their native environment is barrington, Illinois. They live here mainly for the climate and wildlife. As rare as they are they are highly sought after by many for pets, so if you see one strap a collar on it and take it home! because you just caught the cutest pet ever!

"omg look at that kelcie in the woods its so cute!"

by some kid from somewhere December 25, 2007