Johnny Bravo

A term for a small penis on a person with an extraordinarily large ego.

Jacob, who insists on his dick being "super thick", really has a Johnny Bravo.

by Dr Vegeta PhD November 29, 2013

johnny

A term used to discribe a stolen car. Mainly used in Philly.

"Yo Dave got charged for that Johnny"

by mmmargie October 7, 2007

Who Shot Johnny

When you and two other men were having a foursome with your wife, and someone shit diarrhea on her. Due to some wierd paralell universe shit and it was all three of you in different univere but also all of you and in one of the universes she was also cummed on.

This is a real Who Shot Johnny

by GangstaTargaryn September 24, 2019

Johnnyoh

A legend in some Online Games. He is known as the "Man of 1000 Accounts." He has superb Hacking/Cracking skills and can use them if nessecary. He has never used them to harm online games, but proved he had the power to do so. He was thought to be SonicMouse an online scriptor, but people noticed the diffrences between them.

This is what would happen:
Some poor guy whos going to get hacked: "Johnnyoh Sucks!"
Jyve(could be another one of his accounts on an online game): "BAM!"
Some poor...: What?
Those were the last words of the poor guy...

by -=Unknown=- April 14, 2006

johnny knoxville

Euphemism for a hitman or a person who does the dirty work.

"I'm gonna send Johnny Knoxville to your door"

by BreathingIsOnlyHalfTheFunction October 7, 2006

Johnny Depp

disgusting, old, ugly man who is old enough to be your father and girls everywhere lust after him (me NOT being one of them)

the man whom you call a father!!!

by Liz January 9, 2005

Johnny

Johnny seems awesome at first, hilarious, nice, cool, and flirty. You'll fall for him immediately. It feels like love at first sight. You might hang out with him when it's convenient for him. He might be bored and figure that he might find someone to pass the time with. He'll hang out with you and make you trust him. And then he'll lead you on. He'll flake on your plan's. And in the end you'll be absolutely crushed. He will break you. It might take you 6+ months to get over him. Nut the mark he left on you will never leave.. you'll always be reminded of him. It was a dream turned nightmare.

Girl 1: Who do you have a crush on?

Girl 2: Johnny...

Girl 1: Come one. You've liked him for almost a year.

Girl 2: I can't forget him.

by XTruth HurtsX September 18, 2020