Jersey Shore

a product of the what has become the shittiest corporation in America, MTV, that depicts all the worst qualities of our Society.

guy: Jersey Shore is the opposite of everything i stand for and value.

Other guy: Yeah, that show is an abomination of the human race.

by pjten315 September 29, 2011

Jersey Hamburger

When a man takes a woman's patties (her breasts) and warms them up (slaps them around) then eats the hamburger (motorboat). He then slaps her across the forehead with his boner, knocking her out, then gives her some cement shoes (cum on her feet) and make her "sleep with da fishes" (pee on her face)

ay-yo douchebag, i totally gave Snookie a Jersey Hamburger after I gave her a Jersey Hotdog

by JerseyBoi Yee December 29, 2010

new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.

debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.

by polly wagler August 4, 2010

A New Jersey 10

a way to rank a girls looks
skewed to new jersey ranks

that girl is hot
shes like an L.A. 7 or a New Jersey 10

by jospin December 17, 2008

Driving the truck to Jersey

The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.

Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!

by Hornplr15 December 8, 2009

South Jersey

South Jersey should be part of Pennsylvania. They are below the dixie line and think Rowan is a real university. The professors there are retards that were born in Atlantic city. The people down there are even worse. Compare them to the movie the hills have eyes. North Jersey is real Jersey not aliens that sit around smoke boges and eat wawa 3 times a day because they are too poor to by real food. They all have stupid facial hair and think {Philly is a big city. Even though philly is the city of brotherly love aka gays. When you're driving down south make sure you have enough gas to get from 7A on the turnpike to Delaware cause you do NOT wanna stop.

south jersey to north jersey is like crabs to a model

by northjerz March 10, 2009

Jersey Tickler

The act of sticking one's tongue into an orifice of an unsuspecting individual ina pulsating fashion.

I was sitting quietly on the train when my boyfriend gave me the Jersey Tickler.

by Sassy little frassy June 14, 2009