Haemagoblin

Someone (male or female) who likes to go down on a girl during her period.

Two girls talking :

"How was last night with your new man"

"Oh - I was on my period, but it didn't matter 'cos he's a total haemagoblin."

by DrZeez November 2, 2008

haemangiomagenesis

your body synthesizing new veins rather than blowing out existing ones

"Wow, I thought that kid had an enormous hickey, but I guess it was just the result of some recent haemangiomagenesis. He must have lost the game."

by juxtapositron January 18, 2010

Hate speculator

Any person or group who feel an event is a result of bigotry before they know all the facts.

Hey, did you read about that bad car accident yesterday?

Yeah, I bet the guy that ran over the African-American kid was white.

Don't be a hate speculator. We don't know all the facts.

by CIfan August 12, 2012

hatebake

To furiously bake out of rage. Usually refers to baking one or more items. Generally fuelled by the agitation of someone or something. A relatively harmless way of processing unpleasant emotions.

When I got off the phone with my mum, I totally hatebaked a lasagna, a chocolate cake and an apple pie. Want to come over for dinner?

by Zobot February 16, 2013

hate start

In fantasy sports, the act of inserting a persistently unproductive player into one's line-up purely for the emotional catharsis of raging against that player's continued lack of production.

Corollary: "Hate starting" may include an irrational effort to sabotage the actual career of a player, via the determination that placing him in your fantasy line-up is itself causing the lack of production.

"Dwayne Bowe has been completely useless all season, but I'm hate starting him anyway. My fantasy team will burn to the ground with Dwayne Effing Bowe."

by Ghandito September 27, 2013

Hate 2 forgive

When you have to go through all the emotions...the last one being hate, in order to forgive someone.

Not progressive by any means, but very effective.

Vanessa had to hate 2 forgive him. Now all is right with the world.

by Forgiven November 1, 2013

hate-strike

Hate-strike is a moment when you feel sudden and causeless rage. Usually is followed by curses or violent actions. Aftermath of a hate-strike is a mixed state of confusion and regret.

Yesterday we had so much fun with Josie. If only I didn't have that hate-strike while we were walking home , the day could be perfect.

by WorkingRobot December 9, 2014