30 hairs!

An overgrown hairy sheep.

Lawnmower comb in 30 hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

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dirty hamish

When your friend comes over and starts flapping your schlong under your desk

My friend came over and we performed the dirty hamish

by townerw August 26, 2024

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Gardner Hairspray

putting human feces in your hair to alter the color of it.

Benjamin wanted his hair to look a bit more brown for the Trapped In Detroit concert, so he gave himself a Gardner Hairspray.

by ShitterTitter March 18, 2025

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hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025

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internet caricature of someone who treats inclusion like a career move - loud public takes, lots of moral theater, and a constant hunt for social leverage - while doing very little that actually helps the people they claim to defend. Think performative activism / virtue signaling, but with a smug “I’m the main character of ethics” vibe.

Matt: “Gamergate wasn’t really for women in games, it was for purple hairs.”
Scott: “Purple hairs?”
Matt: “Yeah—people who treat inclusion like a side-quest that drops Influence +10.”

by O-Dawg87 December 18, 2025

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