Hammer Tits

Very very very very large breasts, that you could fit an enitre hammer inside.
HT for short

Tyler: Man did you see those Hammer Tits!
JD: Yea you could probable fit two hammers in those babys!!

by JD+TR=HT December 15, 2009

claw hammer

When your partner falls asleep, you clinch your buttcheek over their nose untill their mouth opens. Then you drop your cock in their mouth.

Robert went to sleep, so I gave him the claw hammer.

by Chris656 April 29, 2008

velvet hammer

When a full bushed girl bends at the waste from twenty feet away and then back pedals at full speed onto a guys cock.

Man this girl went full velvet hammer on me last night. She backed up on me like a Green Machine safety. Really hit the nail on the head.

by Tifbjejiehdbrb August 5, 2017

hammered

To go through the fabric of the universe while banging your head with both arms raised in fists (preferrably the other holding the largest beer available and the other a bottle of cheap wine, also cigarette). Weed is an excellent addition to the this holy state of mind.

While pulling down an invisible train horn with your hawk flexing Hammered.

by hammered on acid June 19, 2008

Hamberder

Fast food burger served cold by dotard. Winning!

I served Clemsonchampionship team hamberders at the Whitehouse.

by amiJ January 15, 2019

Hammerhead

A person who enjoys eating out excessively bloody assholes. They typically bite off small chunks of flesh in the process, adding to the bloody carnage.

Hammerheads usually perform this action in groups as part of a "feeding frenzy."

That hammerhead is eating mad time asshole! Look at all that blood!

by UsedDinger October 23, 2013

Cheese-Hammer

Cheese - soft squidgy edible substance.
Hammer – object to pound with. To hammer a steak tenderises it, to Hammer a piece of cheese would be a waste of time! A Cheese-Hammer has no place in life!

My current boss is a complete Cheese-Hammer.

by Threaders April 6, 2006