Fruitdick

One who exudes characteristics of homosexuality while concurrently behaving like a dickhead

You're such a fruitdick

by aussieolas April 23, 2015

Fruit looped

Verb: to be extremely drunk

"Bro you should've seen Chad last night, he was fruit looped off the Patron."

by DatFreshBuhl337 June 17, 2016

Fruitblastin

When a gay dude is hitting on a straight man who is straighter than a models runway

Damn bro did you see that nigga fruitblastin.

by Harlan1028 November 23, 2016

Fruit Scale

the scale that determines the size of a man's dick.

Tiffany rated Don a banana on the fruit scale.

by dirtymindedchick:} February 28, 2017

fruitgetables

Umbrella term for fruits and vegetables.

"Hey Respit wanna eat some fruitgetables later?"
"No! I bloody hate them!"

by Respit Pieblade April 2, 2017

Fruit

Something or someone dumb

Dave is a fruit

by _E_m_m_a_jane April 29, 2017

Fruit Snack

A very attractive homesexual man

“ Billy is so hot”
“Isn’t he gay?”
“Oh yea, he’s a fruit snack

by RedThunderLightning October 23, 2017