Eminence Front

1) (n) It's a put on.

"People forget they're hiding behind an eminence front."
"Hey Pete, what's an eminence front?"
"It's a put on."

by Kneptune97 September 15, 2023

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Front Door Harry

A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.

Sean left the post office disgruntled, as another front door harry was already hanging out there.

by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014

front puff

A front puff is when your mates wife who may go by the name Jess lets off a dirty queef right in front of you

Jess did you just front puff in my face you dirty booze hag

by Mc12234 March 5, 2017

sausages in front of the tell

an "at home hang-out" with only male friends

*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"

by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022

pleasure in the front and party in the back

Said in the middle of a sexual conversation pleasure in the front and party in the back

When someone says it to you in the middle of a sexual conversation pleasure in the front and party in the back

by Ghost me November 10, 2020

front gruntal

A dick large enough to cause heavy moans and grunts during sexual intercourse

He pounded her with his front gruntal

by Cod buoy committee October 4, 2022