Filthy Panda

After engaging in Anal Intercourse and ejaculating, a male rubs his shitty, dripping cock across a females eyes..

I totally pulled out gave that bitch a filthy panda right in the face.

by Hunty14 January 7, 2011

Brazillian coffee filter

Having sex in a Restaurant bathroom on Valentines day.

This is a recent description based on advertising suggestion by some new york restaurants that customers should engage in a tryst out side the bedroom this valentine's day. This phrase is used to obfuscate and confuse the compeition. And Brazil is sexy, but coffee filters are not. The combination excites the senses.

(setting: man 1,2 and woman 1,2 eating dinner at table)

Man 1: So, I need to go look for a "Brazillian coffee filter, I'll be right back.
Man 2: What the heck are they talking about?
Woman 1: That sounds interesting, I'll give you a hand you.

(man 1 + woman 1 go to have sex in bathroom)

Woman 2: I'm glad they are gone, what movie do you want to see after dinner?

by slacking at work February 4, 2010

Filthy Francis

"The Classiest Way to Kill Yourself" The Filthy Francis is a cocktail served in a martini class. It's made up of an ounce of bleach, a shot of battery acid, A razorblade garnish, and crushed glass sprinkled on the edge. Shaken not Stirred.

Person 1- "Hey did you finish that giant packet Mrs. Smith assigned?"
Person 2- "Ya she's the worst, I wish she would just drink a filthy francis!"
Person 1- "That'd make all our lives easier."

by fissile_toasty June 13, 2016

one fifty

to stab some one

by dan April 30, 2003

cradle of filth

COF is the poor mans Carpathian Forest. COF aren't even Black Metal.

Carpathian is a great example of a great BM band!!

Concert guy: "sorry guys but the Mighty Mayhem isn't here to play, so instead we brought in COF"

black metal fans: "fuck COF they arent even black metal!" *shoots the concert guy*

black metal fans: "kill COF in the name of Mayhem and TRUE Black Metal!!!"

by 1349 Tyrant May 15, 2005

filter

a place where all of the shit collects

something used to seperate unwanted materials from wanted materials. the unwanted materials stick with the filter.

Mr. Dulles used a filter to seperate the grounds out of his coffee.

The Sanitation Department filters the shit out of the sewage before sending it to the treatment plant.

by idkfa February 7, 2006

Filthette

a female fan of Cradle of Filth
Just for future reference, you are NOT a Filthette if you DO NOT regualarly listen to Cradle of Filth. This term applies to actual fans only.

I listen to Cradle so much, guess Ima Filthette fo sho.

by Psycho_Juggalette February 18, 2008