Epic-Failed

verb

1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".

Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.

by EDI Guy March 22, 2011

EpicFail8686

A loser who gets a bunch of shitty top comments

This feature was alright until I saw EpicFail8686’s comment

by BigBackScratcher July 29, 2020

Epic shithousery

When a bellend behaves like a high level shithouse.

Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.

Did you see that twat try and claim complete credit for our work earlier?

Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...

by Bayesoir December 8, 2020

Epic Fail

when everything you do seems to suck and/or fail miserably. more over, every attempt you make at everything ends up in horrendous disaster or blowing up in your face.

asking your gifted teacher to proofread love letters to other men asking to court them.

WHAT AN EPIC FAIL!

by LOLPWNTZ April 15, 2008

epic pwn

when someone's asshole gets royally ravaged in extreme hilarity.

bitch, u just got epic pwned in the asshole

by queefster69 September 30, 2008

epic fail

when victory is close and near at hand, and then complete failure results

An example of epic fail would be: Failing on the last note on Through the Fire and Flames on Expert on Guitar Hero 3.

by Colton King May 1, 2008

Epichondriac

One who suffers from epichondria, insisting that everything that is even the least bit interesting is "EPIC!"

Andrea: OMG! This wine is so EPIC! It's almost as epic as that bottle yesterday!

Adam: Dude, you're such an epichondriac!

by aldeaem September 1, 2009