Edward Queef

The nickname for someone who is really short and really pale

Oi Edward Queef come here!

by Joshsmithisanonce11 June 10, 2022

Edward Cullen

The cutest fucking vampire ever

Twilight (Edward Cullen)

by Don’tTalkToMe May 18, 2019

Edward Cullen

A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.

Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin

by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020

lauren edwards

A girl that can't see straight and if you call her by name, she'll think you said "SNAKE" and run in the opposite direction for miles and miles until you have to get in you car and find her huddled up in a corner. She usually has brown hair and not very many friends. She goes to church once in a while and holds deep dark secrets she only tells her best friend.

Dude! Did you see that girl over there who started running forever? She must be a lauren Edwards! Let's go chase her down!

by Trees45 June 5, 2017

Edward

Edward is a Traitor sometimes he won't mean it but he doesn't think before he acts so he will allways let you down and get things wrong Lost cause

Edward means poooo

by 💘🙌🏽 February 28, 2022

Edward 40 hands

A new cool hip term for a rad dude.

Wow that guy is Edward 40 hands.

by Edward40Hands July 6, 2025

Edward

An Edward is a person who will change your life forever with their wit, humor and soft-natured personality. They are generally a person who lurks in the background and swoop in to save the day. An Edward makes an especially good father, as they have a heart of gold and tend to put their children first.

Edwards are commodities, like gold and silver.

Get yourself an Edward. They are great!

An Edward swoops in to save the day.

by TheFriendlyg1rl July 17, 2022