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WILMETTE DRIFTER

WILMETTE DRIFTER A person who is continually moving from place to place with out any fixed home or job.
by anonymous February 1, 2021
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beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.
I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.
by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021
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Cart Drifting

Cart Drifting is something where a person gets in a cart and is moving at the speed of a cart, but with STYLE. The movement of a cart is depended on and person to push/pull the cart, they can also use wind, a stick, magic or some type of water fueled engine that can move the cart. If you see two men in Black suits for the last one, you might wanna skedaddle

There are also different type of carts to cart that just right for Cart Drifting, Target carts for example are slick with there wheels allowing for the carts to be fast and loose,
Walmart carts on the other hand always have that on wheel on top right of the cart. You know the one, it swerves and squeaks a lot which makes the cart emotionally unstable and is the main cause for 45% of cart fatality rates. That doesn't mean it isn't possible to not Cart Drift on them.

Now that you know that it's awesome, go and Drift on them hoes.
"Mommy, what are those grown men doing riding on those carts?"

"Don't look, They're Cart Drifting sweetie. They're a bad influence"
by Julion Dee Carter July 13, 2022
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xd driftey

the great joel moister known for being a multicultural greek man of very greek beliefs... especially bargaining for big euros
wow that guys leng still he must be xd driftey i heard hes in the edl
by bigmetamoister January 5, 2023
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mr drifta

by anonymous February 28, 2023
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Mr drifta

Mr drifta is Someone who crashes their car through someone's front fence when trying to drift their new car
Greg: punches it sideways and almost bins it.
Zac : what happened mr drifta. Greg: snipers out now on all digital platforms Bruv.
by Zacs crack July 23, 2023
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Multitrack Drifting

When choosing between 2 bad things, electing to do both of them at once; a subversion of the Morton's Fork.

The name is a reference to the Trolley Problem, where you are supposed to choose between letting 4 people tied to the track die and pulling the lever, running over 1 person with the trolley and being directly responsible for their death.
Person 1: "If you had to chose, would you rather kill 2 piglets or 1 puppy?"
Person 2: "Multitrack Drifting."
Person 1: "What the fuck."
by Nebulaud March 2, 2025
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