a worthless, shiftless individual who fails to take responsibility for their own and the life they create; a seeker of self gratification at societies expense; a bum; a bottom feeding opened palmed individual; a slacker. Taken from the phrase, not worth a dog's ass.
Walmart fired Tyrone's dog ass for stealing Astro glide.
Sarah should take Tim's dog ass to court for child support.
Sarah should take Tim's dog ass to court for child support.
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-Use the f-word, dog
-I can't my mom doesn't let me use it
-Then use dog water
-Yeah, that's sick nasty bro
-Use the f-word, dog
-I can't my mom doesn't let me use it
-Then use dog water
-Yeah, that's sick nasty bro
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In a godless and cruel world, the Church of Dog rises from the ashes and brings hope and prosperity to all of the land and its residents. Church of Dog is a "religion" that bests all others (take that Jesus!) because they worship the holiest of beings; DOGGOS!
The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”
The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”
All those who are not a member and a faithful believer in the Church of Dog and its holy leaders will perish in a land of eternal suffering with no good bois. Douuugs will rule these lands and trample any non-believers! PRAISE THE DOUUUGOS! WE DECLARE WAR ON ANY BEING THAT DISAGREES WITH OUR FAITHS AND WE WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES! (If you're allergic to doggos theres simply no explanation other than that you were a mistake).
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- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.
by Sczechuan Stan February 3, 2018
Get the Toilet Dog mug.Dog latin - Dog Latin or cod Latin is a phrase or jargon that imitates Latin,often by "translating" English words (or those of other languages) into Latin by conjugating or declining them as if they were Latin words. Dog Latin is usually a humorous device mocking scholarly seriousness. It can also mean a poor-quality attempt at writing genuine Latin.
Also see cockney rhyme slang
Example, apples and pears = stairs
Army & navy = gravey
Bubble & Squeek = Greek
Brown bread = dead
Trouble and strife = wife
Boat race = face
Baked bean = queen
Bottle & stopper = copper
On the floor = poor
Oily rag = fag ( cigarette)
Septic tank = yank
Unlike the similarly-named language game Pig Latin (a form of spoken code popular among young children), Dog Latin is more of a humorous device for invoking scholarly seriousness, especially when creatively used in nomenclature and naming convention
Also see cockney rhyme slang
Example, apples and pears = stairs
Army & navy = gravey
Bubble & Squeek = Greek
Brown bread = dead
Trouble and strife = wife
Boat race = face
Baked bean = queen
Bottle & stopper = copper
On the floor = poor
Oily rag = fag ( cigarette)
Septic tank = yank
Unlike the similarly-named language game Pig Latin (a form of spoken code popular among young children), Dog Latin is more of a humorous device for invoking scholarly seriousness, especially when creatively used in nomenclature and naming convention
Dog Latin" is a term often used for phrases that sound like Latin, but are more or less garbled English phrases. Some examples: "Illegitimi non carborundum" = Don't let the bastards wear you down. "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" - When All Else Fails, Play Dead.
Pig latin example - Ixnay on the upidstay = to warn him to stop calling the target stupid because they are right behind them.
Pig Latin is a language game or argot in which words in English are altered, usually by adding a fabricated suffix or by moving the onset or initial consonant or consonant cluster of a word to the end of the word and adding a vocalic syllable to create such a suffix. For example, Wikipedia would become Ikipediaway.
Latin
If a word starts with a consonant and a vowel, put the first letter of the word at the end of the word and add "ay." ...If a word starts with two consonants move the two consonants to the end of the word and add "ay." ...If a word starts with a vowel add the word "way" at the end of the word.
Pig latin example - Ixnay on the upidstay = to warn him to stop calling the target stupid because they are right behind them.
Pig Latin is a language game or argot in which words in English are altered, usually by adding a fabricated suffix or by moving the onset or initial consonant or consonant cluster of a word to the end of the word and adding a vocalic syllable to create such a suffix. For example, Wikipedia would become Ikipediaway.
Latin
If a word starts with a consonant and a vowel, put the first letter of the word at the end of the word and add "ay." ...If a word starts with two consonants move the two consonants to the end of the word and add "ay." ...If a word starts with a vowel add the word "way" at the end of the word.
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Not to be confused with an angry dog.
Not to be confused with an angry dog.
Joseph : *says something in Spanish*
Ross : *Replies in Spanish*
Joseph : *Laughs at Izzy in Spanish*
Izzy : Stop talking in Spanish, we're in fucking England... I'm absolutely
Everyone : FUME-DOG
Ross : *Replies in Spanish*
Joseph : *Laughs at Izzy in Spanish*
Izzy : Stop talking in Spanish, we're in fucking England... I'm absolutely
Everyone : FUME-DOG
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