by ensign krusher March 27, 2010
Get the Whinery Collapse Disorder mug.1. A pre-sexually transmitted disease which causes Financial Incontinence in males during the courting process.
2.To piss money away, in an attempt to get laid.
Symptoms usually subside once the target has made her intentions known one way or the other, although PTD can persist into long term relationships, usually resulting in bankruptcy.
2.To piss money away, in an attempt to get laid.
Symptoms usually subside once the target has made her intentions known one way or the other, although PTD can persist into long term relationships, usually resulting in bankruptcy.
Fred: How did your date go last night, did you get any?
John: Nothing! And I spent a heap of cash trying to impress her!
Fred: Ha-ha, the only thing anyone ever gets from her is a case or Pecuniary Tract Disorder.
John: Nothing! And I spent a heap of cash trying to impress her!
Fred: Ha-ha, the only thing anyone ever gets from her is a case or Pecuniary Tract Disorder.
by pasmarticus August 20, 2011
Get the Pecuniary Tract Disorder mug.Also known as DTRD, Dissociative Temple Run Disorder occurs when you've been playing the game Temple Run for so long that you misjudge how long you've been running during that round.
Dan: "What?! I thought I was so far down the course but I've only run 2,000!"
Margaret: "Whoa, take a chill. It looks like you've got yourself some Dissociative Temple Run Disorder. You may need to take a break, you've been playing for two hours straight."
Margaret: "Whoa, take a chill. It looks like you've got yourself some Dissociative Temple Run Disorder. You may need to take a break, you've been playing for two hours straight."
by TheLovelyLlama August 1, 2012
Get the Dissociative Temple Run Disorder mug.Inability to think outside of the box. Inability to reason either deductively or inductively. Excessive reliance on patterns and rote memorization of rules or facts. Complete inability to recognize or acknowledge various viewpoints, which contributes to difficulty separating fact from opinion.
Person: "What is two plus two?"
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."
by RickC84 October 8, 2013
Get the Accountant Personality Disorder mug.Scrotum Head Disorder, formerly known as being a dick head, is a serious mental condition that causes extreme leftist behaviour that includes emotional posts on facebook(mania or hypomania) and lows (depression). When you become infected, you may feel angry and hopeless and lose pleasure in everyday activities such as shopping and being in a monogamous relationship. Mood shifts may occur weekly or as often as several times a day.
Although Scrotum head disorder is a disruptive, long-term condition, you can keep your moods in check by investing in ETF's (also known as Exchange Traded Funds) or any annuity investment sold by the big five banks.
Although Scrotum head disorder is a disruptive, long-term condition, you can keep your moods in check by investing in ETF's (also known as Exchange Traded Funds) or any annuity investment sold by the big five banks.
Jack--"Holy moly! Did you hear about those European school kids who got scrotum head disorder at the cafeteria."
Jill--"Yeah. The school teacher got bitten by a zombie and infected them all!!"
Jill--"Yeah. The school teacher got bitten by a zombie and infected them all!!"
by Harry Potthead 2 August 4, 2016
Get the Scrotum Head Disorder mug.Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.
Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)
Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.
Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)
Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.
by Compersious June 25, 2019
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