by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024
Get the Iowa dildomug. 
Dildo (noun) (adj) (slang) As to person: A tool used for someone else's pleasure. Usually determental to the majority.
by Teratoma01 February 2, 2024
Get the Dildomug. your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.
you: woah.
by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023
Get the dildo datemug. It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.
by wendigoascension June 30, 2024
Get the Dildo junglemug. the fake toy version of a man's penis that either a man or woman can use to masturbate to and a woman can place into her vagina,her mouth,bumhole and everywhere elseðŸ˜.
by ur favee milf July 30, 2022
Get the dildomug. When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
Get the Dildo Disasster Tuesdaymug.