over-derp

when a thing exceeds the usual capacity of derp. an overdose of derpage.

I tried to make an awkward turtle but I over-derped it.

by russiansubmarine December 9, 2015

dick derp

When one takes a dick pic on Snapchat and makes a person out of his penis with emojis and drawings on it.

I got bored so I started to dick derp on Snapchat.

by dezertwhore April 9, 2017

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

Ultimate Derp

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.

Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!

by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018

Johnny Depp

When you smoke so much weed that you walk like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Woah dude... Clark got so smoked last night that he Johnny Depped all the way back to his house.

by Yoipman5000 April 4, 2019

Twiddle-Derp

The art of dropping something you shouldn't have been holding in the first place.

"don't twiddle-derp the punch bowl, Steven, you're quite drunk."

by Godd'm June 8, 2019

The Derpcheese

A Dutch sexual act.

This act requires a male dog. While doing a girl from behind show your dog some dog porn to get his little wiener erect. To make his wiener warm and juicy, pour some Dutch molten cheese over his cock. Now it is time for the great trick. So while you are still smashing this girl, smoothly replace your cock with your dog's wet, cheesy cock. While your dog is fucking your girl, silently walk into your girl's view. She will be very surprised and looks behind her and sees the dog. Then you scream: DERPCHEESE! And you run out of the room.

Friend: Yo did you slam that girl yesterday night.

Me: Yeah bro but I was not digging the sex so I performed the Derpcheese on here.
Friend: No shit?

by Fireman Forehead October 17, 2019