violent depression sex

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).

"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.

by Decan Gray May 7, 2018

night Depression

When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone

In the morning I’m happy but at night I have night depression

by Hahahahasksk July 12, 2018

Yeast depression

When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.

Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.

by UnevenSleeves7 December 31, 2018

liam depresion

when your entire life is a lie and has more loss than the Detroit lions and you need to cry but you to dehydrated and you need to scream but your in a library when you don't feel anything with your body and you wouldn't feel anything if you didn't have memories but all they are are loss and anger but you cant tell anyone what happend because you are involved with dangers people but your mind is killing itself and you so you sit in your sadnes and want to die but you would only be giving in so you sit there sad and do what you can to live and keep moving

liam depresion =

yo whats the word for osing everything then lossing it agian

uh i think it liam derpresion

by Liamtalkingforliams February 6, 2019

Meme Depression

When a meme or meme format is overused or overrated and new, exciting, and funny memes aren't being made. Typically when they start to get annoying to the point where you get headaches looking at them

Examples: Area 51, Me And The Boys, Big Chungus

Hey Kyle, have you seen any cool or funny memes lately?

Nah bro, we in a meme depression. All I'm seeing is Area 51, Nestlé, and mobile users double upvoting

by SpicyHotSauce July 16, 2019

Sleep Depression

just depressed when you asleep yo

Omg I went to bed last night and had sleep depression

by Bold-Pear904 September 5, 2019

Trendy depression

When a person says they "have deppression" (or anxiety or any mental illness) just to get attention, they'll say stuff like "I'm depressed!" And "I'm gonna kill myself" because being sad and lonely is apparently trendy and they can't make friends any other way. They normally don't understand that there are actually people on this planet who actually struggle with that stuff and pretending to have a mental illness is childish and rude. These people will post stuff on their Twitter depressing quotes about heartbreak and being sad, it normally sounds something like "had my heart broken so many times I forgot how it feels when it's put together." They're normally try to one up people's circumstances with shit that has never happened to them

Person: I got in a big fight withy mom
These bitches: I hate my mom!
Person: life is really tough right now
Kid with trendy depression: I fucking hate life I'm gonna kill myself

by Cokezero12 November 30, 2019