by yaelcomo June 1, 2025
Get the ria cuck mug.Snowball the Elf was “The New York Christmas Thot”
And this year the boys in Greenwich knew what they would want.
After a long day of work he went to change,
Only to look around to see all the other men in range.
When he and a crushie where surrounded by a party eight
Three elves and five Santa’s where standing in wait.
When his crushie had seen this, he had become quite shocked.
His soul had become dark like coal and his world was quite rocked.
Feeling sadness and despair; feeling tossed through the muck
Snowball’s crushie, Crumpet, was feeling quite cucked.
And while the eight where followed by Snowball into Santa’s Workshop
Crumpet went home crying on the Metro subway stop.
And this year the boys in Greenwich knew what they would want.
After a long day of work he went to change,
Only to look around to see all the other men in range.
When he and a crushie where surrounded by a party eight
Three elves and five Santa’s where standing in wait.
When his crushie had seen this, he had become quite shocked.
His soul had become dark like coal and his world was quite rocked.
Feeling sadness and despair; feeling tossed through the muck
Snowball’s crushie, Crumpet, was feeling quite cucked.
And while the eight where followed by Snowball into Santa’s Workshop
Crumpet went home crying on the Metro subway stop.
by xenokriin January 5, 2021
Get the Cucked mug.A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
Get the Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby mug.A pathetic football fan, so bludgeoned with losses and futility by the Detroit Lions, that they root for Matthew Stafford to win the Super Bowl, hurting the Lions chance for better draft picks.
Person @ work#1: Can you believe Kevin is wearing a Detroit Rams shirt?
Person @ work #2: I didn't "peg" him for a cuck, but now I think I'll go bang his wife and daughters since he'd probably apologize for walking in and interrupting us, if not just flick the tip of his 3-incher, rather than be mad.
Person @ work #2: I didn't "peg" him for a cuck, but now I think I'll go bang his wife and daughters since he'd probably apologize for walking in and interrupting us, if not just flick the tip of his 3-incher, rather than be mad.
by DetroitHowler February 13, 2022
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A cuck is a man who likes to watch his Girlfriend/wife have sexual relations with another man while he watches and touches himself
“Yeah bro, right after I creampied inside of Lochlyn’s girlfriend while he watched I knew he had to be a cuck!”
by Fargo January 19, 2020
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