COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.

“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop

by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020

Covid-🚢

When the Diamond Princess at one time—on day nine after the 3,700-odd passengers and crew started their two-week quarantine—became the world’s hot spot, when it had more corona cases than every nation except China.

How many billion dollars would the cruise sector be losing worldwide, and how many million jobs in the global tourism industry would be lost, since Covid-🚢 came to the world attention, when most countries refused to let the passengers disembark?

by Covido November 9, 2020

Covided

When a girl is blowing you and you pull out and bust in her nose and punch her in both eyes

Did you see Martha I think she is sick. Nah she got covided last night

by Hennebadger November 12, 2020

Covid-🗽

When dictators or rogue leaders use the pandemic crisis to crack down on political opponents, such as arresting or jailing them on the excuse that they hold public meetings that do not make mask-wearing mandatory or fail to practice social distancing.

Public protests are banned in most dictatorial nations due to alleged Covid-🗽 violations.

by Covido November 14, 2020

Covid Charlie

A person who lacks any awareness of germs whatsoever. They go to work sick, wipe their nose on the back of their hand, blow their nose on their clothing, just run there hands under cool water (instead of using soap) after using the toilet, and have never washed their Covid mask.

Look at that Covid Charlie grabs his face mask, from under his pile of McDonald’s bags on the floor of his car, to go into the grocery store.

Covid Charlie showed up to work today sick. Says it’s just allergies.

by YubNub83 November 14, 2020

Covid-💉

When some countries with the capability of developing a corona vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on their competitors’ research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.

The Covid-💉 perpetrators are China, Russia, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the spying business.

by Covido November 14, 2020

Covid-🧟 ♂️

The hypothesis that zombies may be carriers of the coronavirus, which prompted the authorities to lock all cemetery gates or to have security guards patrolling the area at the request of superstitious folks to prevent these walking dead from infecting the general population.

Because the infection and mortality rates of residents living near cemeteries are above those from other neighborhoods, authorities don’t want to take any chances what if those infections and deaths were really due to Covid-🧟 ♂️.

by Covido November 16, 2020