by Jpeg February 14, 2015

Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
by MVPMike April 25, 2019

by Pepperoni hanger baby November 5, 2017

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
by Kabby6969 February 20, 2012

We do not condome underage drinking.
by Jackster404 March 3, 2023
