a standing 8 count

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.

dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

by Jon Downey September 19, 2006

Counter Strike

A game where nerds play 24/7 and most voice chat sounds retarded and nerdy.

"counter strike has to many nerds"

"I know"

by Graalman August 28, 2006

Count Fapula

When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.

Dude I totally got Count Fapula from my girl last night.

by EuL0Gy December 17, 2008

count chocula

when a man/woman preforms fellatio on a fecal stick.

that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!

by Erik K December 6, 2006

Chunt

An amalgamation of the words "Chav" and "Cunt". Typically used to describe an Orpington resident, the word Chunt can also be used to describe any hoody wearing, pikey scumbag.

The word Chunt is also more socially acceptable than Cunt, and can therefore be used in situations where it's usually not acceptable to swear. Or at work...

E.g. Look at that chunt taking a piss on the train. Next stop Orpington!

by Smileytony August 15, 2010

counter-culture

a cia mind control operation created with the help of nazis brought here after the war

the counter-culture is a massive psyop

by elmer fudd October 25, 2006

count

misproninciation of "cunt"

She been scratchin' her count.

by John R. December 9, 2003