by Trumpnuggets October 25, 2017

Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?
Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.
Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.
by prairiefairy May 16, 2010

by RCCONNOLLY May 6, 2021

Your nose.
You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.
by timsworld July 30, 2020

"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"
"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"
"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"
by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016

by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020

the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs
by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019
