Carpet bombing

After poolside intercourse, when the female lies on her back in the water and her partner jumps into the pool while masturbating in an attempt to hit her pubic hair as with projectile semen

A couple was found drowned in their pool last night. Forensics indicates they were engaged in carpet bombing when the accident occurred.

by Washington Penis Man July 22, 2020

Fancy Carpet

Slang for a fursuit, coined by youtuber Odin Wolf

"I just got my first Fancy Carpet I'm so excited!"
"I'm saving up to get my Fancy Carpet"

by Fancy Carpet June 17, 2021

Carpet fire

When a woman has a serious, red, itchy rash on her vagina

Her carpet fire burned and itched like crazy.

by EnemyInfantry August 31, 2013

Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot

Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers

by Elitelixir April 23, 2023

queen of the carpet

A dyke that will eat all the vaginas in the world. Usually with a lot of hair

Susan is definitely the queen of the carpet

by Bill band big stand July 13, 2020

carpet rodeo

1980s slang for having sex on carpet, typically living room floor or bedroom.

Jill's parents weren't home Friday night, it was a real carpet rodeo.

by Txcwboy February 7, 2022

carpet house

taya bedford

taya bedford lives in a carpet house

by ohmylolly98 June 15, 2022