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Ham and Brownies Day 

An Internet holiday consisting of gaming, hanging out, and ham/brownie consumption in great quantities.

Currently unrecognized by most news outlets and governments, Ham and Brownie Day will surely become a fixture of calendars in the near future.

Ham and Brownie Day occurs on August 12th of every year. As the day approaches, observers of this holiday often stock up on ham products and brownies in anticipation of the amazing parties sure to ensue.

When the day finally arrives, participants are encouraged to eat their fill of ham and brownies, then do whatever the heck they want from then on. Play video games, sleep, read a book, watch TV, whatever. Ham and Brownie Day is mostly about the celebration of all things ham-ish and brownie-like, as well as centered on having a good time. It's a feel-good holiday that anyone can take part in!
Yo! Ham and Brownies day is coming up! Get Kyle down here with some fine-ass ham!
term from about the early '80s (prob a derivative of "brainer") describing someone in school who is extremely smart and gets high grades.

a browner can be (but not necessarily) a geek or a nerd.
"Edwin? oh yeah, he's definitely a browner...I think his lowest mark was a B+ !"
browner by holly August 31, 2004

Berean Brownies 

Brownies with weed mixed in the batter. A kid brought the weed brownies to Berean (a private conservative high school), gave them to the sheltered children, watched them get high, and then got suspended. We now honor his memory with this title of his delicious dessert.
Hey did you hear that kid got suspended for those Berean Brownies he brought?
Berean Brownies by weed4me October 17, 2008

browneye 

I'd rather DryBone Her BrownEye
browneye by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Browning down of America

The lessening of white culture as more and more beaners sneak over the border and blacks have more babies.
The slippage of US prestige in world affairs is due to the browning down of America.

Chicago Browner 

When someone opens their butthole and the other person burps inside it.
He gave her a Chicago Browner in the moonbounce at Dom's Party!
Chicago Browner by littleorphanpunk September 12, 2009