Brandon

A good looking guy with a cock the size of his whole arm. Many girls wish to even be his girlfriend and best friend to go to his parties

Brandon is a lucky guy

by True definition_123 April 9, 2015

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Brandon

To "accidentally" slide your hand underneath a girl's pants and underwear when trying to hug a guy.

He totally pulled a Brandon on Kim when he hugged Mike!

Hey, don't pull a Brandon.

by Walter B. Studebaker March 10, 2009

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Brandon

Faggot is the right word for this guy. he is a low life and doesnt know how to keep his mouth shutt for ANYTHING do not ever go out with a brandon cause all he does is make you mad

yea man he is such a Brandon

by A Person o.O December 14, 2010

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Someone with an above average wang size. Brandon is the most selfish piece of shit in the universe because of the way he treats girls. He throws them around like garbage and feels nothing because he has a rotting piece of celery where his heart should be. Brandon wants to stick his dick in everything, girls, cows, you name it, and he spends more time judging other people than he does working to better his own life. Watch out for a Brandon. If you meet one he will want to "pipe" you, your mom, your sister, and probably even your catholic dad and then dip out faster than he cums.

Person 1: Omg I just met the most AMAZING guy last night!
Person 2: Awesome! What's his name?
Person 1: Brandon
Person 2: You better watch out--Brandon's are TROUBLE!

by Flowerpower36 January 22, 2017

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Let's Go Brandon!!

Coined on October 2nd 2021 after NASCAR Talladega race when a crowd chant of "Fuck Joe Biden" instantly was original fact check deciphered by present news media as "Let's Go Brandon". Since many other fact checkers have reversed deciphered "Let's Go Brandon" to not mean "Fuck Joe Biden" though there's actual video proving it does.

My vocal fry uptalking neighbor from the home owners association agrees, we all clearly see and hear the crowd, they're definitely not saying Let's Go Brandon!!

by Sheldon the Conqueror December 30, 2021

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