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Brain Meats

The tasty delicious meats, found exclusively within the skulls of the stupid, infirm, obese and young. Often craved by zombies and cadaver kids (AKA goths).
q:My brain meats hurt!
a:Could that be because a zombie is munching on them?
by Sangre Meum June 1, 2010
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Brain Sprain

A temporary condition usually caused by a blow to the head, or the consumption of too much Alcohol, resulting in the inability to remember a Goddamn thing.
" Dude, I had such a Brain Sprain last night, that I forgot everything! "
by BtotheRtotheItotheAtotheN September 20, 2012
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brain is brain

No matter who it is from A blow job is a blow job
Mike " I don't know whether to go out with her"
joe "Brain is Brain"
by Sugar Dad January 17, 2017
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Brain boof

When you have a moment where you can’t remember something that’s seemingly simple.

Used to be called a "brain fart" until the Supreme Court certified the new meaning of the term "boof" per Brett Kavanaugh.
I was at a party last night and a guy I knew from college walked in. I went to greet him and I had a total brain boof when it came to remembering his name!
by BAMF613 October 22, 2018
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brain drain

a debate between 2 leftwing streamers: "Vaush" and "MikefromPA" happening on twitch.tv on the 7 March 2021
Did you watch the debate of Vaush and Mike ? It was so exhausting and annoying to watch, "what a brain drain"
by justBender March 7, 2021
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brain boner

A strong liking towards a member of the same gender, in a non-sexual manner. A closely bonded friendship. Similar to a "bromance."
Ted: "Hey where has Phil been lately? Ah, probably shackin' up with some lass."
Josh: "I really don't know and it's kinda bumming me out. We used to do everything together. It's kinda like Cheech without Chong."
Ted: "Heh sounds like you've got a total brain boner for him!"
by chungamunga April 18, 2009
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brain helmet

kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time
(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?
by Jizzle May 23, 2006
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