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Glock Blocked

One who prevents another from harming or killing someone else.
"Man I was totally gonna kill them before you Glock Blocked me."
by Anonydudette February 8, 2019
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Student's Block

A serious condition when a person finds themselves unable to revise, study or concentrate on school work. Generally involves procrastination, spending time uselessly and using every excuse to avoid doing any work.
Person 1: Hey! We've got an exam in January, have you revised?
Person 2: Lol no, I've had student's block all Christmas
by converts December 27, 2011
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Doc block

When the US government seizes a torrent or peer-to-peer website, thus rendering its services obsolete.
The US government seized my favorite torrent website...total doc block.
by peno_g March 26, 2011
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McCok'in-block

To suspend your political campaign for completely patriotic and totally not at all disingenuous reasons
I cant believe McCain is trying to McCok'in-block this debate. He thinks his opinion is important enough to change the future of our economy.
by DREWB0B January 13, 2009
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Murdoch blocked

Refusing to view an article because it is published by a website, magazine, or newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch. A replacement article may have to be found if the article subject was interesting.
"Did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal? Firefighters rescued a puppy from a tree!"

"Nope, didn't see it, don't intend to. Murdoch blocked."
by laofmoonster September 4, 2011
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Text blocking

When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.
Qookie: Hey Pink?

Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.

Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.

Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.

Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.

Qookie: That’s a good Pink
by Silky_13 December 19, 2022
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Doc blocked

The act of being cock-blocked that it so artful that it has gone to the professional level.
"Damn, I got cock-blocked by a dude who must have a PhD in that shit."

"Dude. You just got Doc blocked!"
by ntslkr November 9, 2011
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