Phrase to express shock, amazement, or disappointment; made famous by a guy that looked like a mole and had breath that smelled like shit.
Upon learning that his mobile home had fallen off the cinder blocks holding it up, Joe exclaimed, "Awwww, shit the bed!"
by Osselroid February 14, 2017
Get the shit the bed mug.Bed room cardboard is when you cum onto your (or someone elses) bed sheets and leave to dry resulting in hard and crispy bed sheets
I forgot to clean up after i finished jerking last night. Hope my mom dont see all my Bed Room Cardboard
by Ska Face92 June 29, 2008
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by 1738tiger June 28, 2016
Get the bed nigga mug.Children, usually belonging to paupers, peasants, scroungers and other uneducated filth who really should have been sterilized at birth, who always look malnourished, pale, dark around the eyes...as if they could die any moment. Death bed brats are always the ones who play grab-ass in post office queues, supermarket aisles, and anywhere else where they shouldn't be, and go into an almighty whining and moaning fit if their blank-eyed cow-brained parents reprimand them. Extended whining fits from death bed brats have been known to provoke nausea, tinnitus, or in some extreme cases, actual bodily harm.
"Those fucking death bed brats look so pale and skinny, I feel sorry for them."
"Fuck that, they'll outlive God himself - as long as the government continues to favour burdens of the state above hard-working, upstanding members of society."
"Fuck that, they'll outlive God himself - as long as the government continues to favour burdens of the state above hard-working, upstanding members of society."
by Jolly Farm Revue October 18, 2006
Get the death bed brats mug.Meaning to die or not do well at all. Stems from the fact that when someone dies or is very sick they will lose rectal sphincter tone and quite literally shit, on the bed.
by N.jackass March 19, 2014
Get the Shit the bed mug.Noun: Sketchy, aggressive, pompous, peacocky male typically found making loud, angry noises and clinking weights together at local fitness centers. Recognizable by their deep, artificial tan and circa 1987 style fitness wear (i.e. cutoff sweatshirts and stars and stripes workout pants)
To imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.
To imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.
"Did the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster just take off his shirt for a few sets?? Yep, that just happened.."
"I bet his Wednesday workout is tanning and tickling"
"We haven't seen the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail at the Jersey shore lockup..."
"I bet his Wednesday workout is tanning and tickling"
"We haven't seen the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail at the Jersey shore lockup..."
by MD20 November 2, 2009
Get the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster mug.As Jean lifted the sheets away to present his ripped and bulging muscly body he whispered longingly "Come to bed my lover.."
by bumwillypoohead March 26, 2013
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