Chinese Beard

Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.

"Yo man, there's a cold going around. You better strap on your Chinese Beard!"

by Wookieflookieflame February 1, 2020

queer beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (e.g. LGBT2Q+), in order to credibly discuss issues of gender as a cishet person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized racial identities (see race beard).

That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about queer topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a queer beard...

by secretuser420 April 7, 2020

seb beadle

slang for a “posh twat” or rather someone who votes conservative (a tory)

me: hello old chum

y/n: oh you’re such a seb beadle

by hungry_mama_2k20 October 30, 2020

ksi beard

dead.

my grandma just ksi beard

by andre Nickatina January 30, 2021

Chunky beam

The definition of obese, the god of obeasity. The dude who’s the fattest kid in your class that likes to call other people “ ya fat neek”

“Stfu bro don’t be a chunky beam”

by Ahoya March 20, 2021

provider beard

Facial hair worn by pussified, emasculated cucks who have sacrificed their testicles, wallets and pride to domineering female spouses or significant others in exchange for sex and social acceptance.

Similar in look to the ever popular dad beard, men who sport a provider beard often have one or more of the following traits: a side-parted preppy hairstyle, SJW approved eyeglasses (for the visually impaired) J. Crew polo shirts, Nantucket shorts, Sperry Top-Siders and an aura of feigned happiness.

Hey, who is the bearded guy driving the soccer mom SUV? Oh, that’s just your cousin. His provider beard is all that remains of his manhood after his wife made him have a vasectomy.

by DJtadd May 21, 2021

douche beard

A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.

I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard

by DawsonPugh March 2, 2022