baked

The wayi like my cookies.

Goddamn them some goodass cookies Harriet.

by Mr. Brothers March 26, 2005

Baked Zitied

(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked

Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"

by m.Cdowd July 13, 2009

Zacky Baker

The rhythym guitarist of Avenged Sevenfold. Plays a Schecter S1 Guitar. Uses Bogner Uberschall Amps. Blue Eyes. Black hair. Septum Piercing. Gaged ears. Two lip piercings. Lots of tats. Has a clothing line, Vengeance University. Full name Zachary Jonathan Baker. Born December 11 1981. Owns a dog named Ichabod and a fish named Crimson Sushi. Stage name: Zacky Vengeance or Zacky V.

Jane: "That Zacky Baker is quite a babe."
Ana: "I think he's gay."

by xCunTx September 5, 2008

bakery

1. a place where marijuana is smoked.

2. the act of smoking or otherwise consuming marijuana.

1. John's place is a royal bakery. He has a ton of kind bud sitting around, and he is generous with it, he has many things to use for smoking it, he is generous with his pot and he is always sitting around smoking it. If you go to his pad you are guaranteed to get baked.

2. Pat: "What are you doing?"

Greg: "Bakery."

Pat: "What?"

Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."

by PMax February 12, 2008

bakemono

apparition, phantom, goblin, monster, ghost

The bakemono appeared out of a hazy mist.

by Jenny September 2, 2003

bakerie

Bakerie is a colloqial term used exclusively in the greater Cleveland Ohio area to describe baked goods or bakery items (such as cookies, cake, pastries, etc.), either homemade or from the bakery establishment itself.

I will bring bakerie to the bake sale.

by V17 January 7, 2009

baked lay

Refers to an act of sexual intercourse during which the speaker was under the influence of marijuana.

Jessie and Joe got so stoned last night, then they took their clothes off and had a baked lay.

by Al Hakayfak October 5, 2009